Monday, October 31, 2011

My Spiral Mission: Protector of the Lore [Chapter 12]

Classroom 14B




“Hey, what class are we going to?” Jeremy questioned his friends while walking down the hallways packed with several other wizards of about the same age as him.

“It says Spiral History 101 with Professor Ravensinger.” Matt answered. They looked at Blake who had the same last name.

“What?” Blake asked, “He’s my uncle Alric.” They all let out an ‘oh’ and searched for Classroom 14B.

They opened the door to a spacious classroom with books and papers flying haphazardly around the room. The strangest thing was that there were no chairs only a desk in front of the chalkboard. There were several students already in the room talking to themselves and always looking up when the door opened to see if their professor would come in. Jeremy and his group of friends filed into the room scanning it to see if they knew anybody here. Jeremy was watching the flying books when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to a girl with brown hair and eyes to match. Her appearance gave off a cheerful attitude and her robes were uniquely adorned.

“Yes?” He said to the girl.

“Hiya!” She greeted.

“Hi, um, do I know you?” He asked while trying to pry open his memory.

“Oh! Haha,” she laughed nervously, “Um, the password is rawr?”

Jeremy’s eyes grew wide as he finally remembered this stranger. “Heather!?” He gasped.

“Yup, Heather Raven, the one and only.” She smirked.

“Wow! When was the last time I saw you? 5 years ago?” He chatted.

“I know right?! Did you hear tha-“ She stopped when the door opened and a man with a long robe that reached his ankles, silver hair, and grey eyes strolled to the single desk in the room. The class went silent as they watched the man that they assumed to be their professor. He placed his books down on the desk and took out his wand.

“I’m sorry I’m a little late class. I was held up in a meeting. I’m Professor Ravensinger, and I will be teaching you all about the History and mysteries of the Spiral. You may take your seats.” He waved his wand, making the chairs and desks appear. The students took their seats, and of course next to their friends. “Wonderful. You all know how to sit.” He chuckled then waved his wand again and rearranged the entire class randomly, “These will be your assigned seats.” The whole class looked around and groaned as most of them were away from their friends now. Jeremy sat directly in front of the teacher’s desk. He gulped when the professor looked directly at him, “What an interesting bunch I have this semester,” He remarked,” Let’s see how much you know. Raise your hand and introduce yourself if you know anything about The History of the Spiral.” Several people raised their hands a couple rows back. 

“You there, in the funky purple outfit and the purple hair.” He pointed to Michelle who sat almost in the back left hand corner.

“Hi, I’m Michelle Deathslinger,” She introduced herself, ”Um, what I know is that Bartleby had children, the Titans, they fought each other, and they destroyed the world. Grandmother Raven and Bartleby created the Spiral to save the pieces of the first world.”

“Hmm. Basic history, ok.” He mused. “Let’s delve on that then. Can anybody tell me who the Titans were?” Many people raised their hands as the Titans were common knowledge. “Eerrrm. How about you in the oddly colored straw hat?” He pointed to Isaac.

“Sup!  I’m Isaac Battleblood. The Titans were Bartleby’s children. I think there were three of them. The Frost Giant, who is the Titan of Ice. The Fire Dragon, who is the Titan of Fire, and the Storm Lord, who is the Titan of Storm.” Isaac finished and waited for the professor’s approval.

“Very good Mr. Battleblood.” He assured. “The Titans are powerful beings that were so powerful that they had to be put to rest with the Horn of Tranquility that Grandmother Raven is now personally guarding after Morganthe’s attack ages ago.”

“Um, mister Ravensinger?” Jeremy asked.

“Yes?”

“There are the Elemental Titans.” Alric nodded for Jeremy to continue, “Well, are there any Spiritual Titans?”

“Aahh. Very interesting question. Well, technically there are Spiritual Titans,” Alric answered making the whole class look to their teacher as they have never heard of the Spiritual Titans, “you see, the Spiritual Titans are not Titans at all, or should I say they don’t take a physical form. In the beginning, there were such things as Spiritual Titans. You may know some as ‘The Grim Reaper’ or ‘Cronus’. The Grim Reaper was, in fact, the first Necromancer, and Cronus was the first Conjurer. You all must already know about Rutena.” The class gave a blank face on the unfamiliar name. Alric sighed and continued, “Well, I shouldn’t be surprised. She was the first Theurgist. She has many names throughout all cultures, but her most popular name is Mother Nature.” The whole class oh’ed. “It is believed that the Spiritual Titans are reincarnated, and their power is transferred into those that they see fit to handle that power. However, in the case of the Elemental Titans they have physical attributes which means that, that mass of power must follow a bloodline and the youngest of that bloodline is granted their power. This is what some call the 7 Hakates. These 7 are granted enormous power and are revered as the strongest of their respected schools.” Alric finished his answer.

“What about the Balance Hakate?” a random wizard asked from the back.

“The Balance Hakate never dies as that would endanger the harmony of the universe. The Balance Hatake is believed to be a mass of magical energy, thus it never dies. However, it is said that if you release that energy from its space it will gain a physical form.”

“What about the Astral magics?” Blake asked.

“Hmm. The Celestian’s didn’t believe in Astral Titans. According to the Archivist, the Celestian’s believed in the three Deities of Magic. Ayas, the Deity of the Body, Morpheas, the Deity of the Mind, and Zephyrus, the Deity of the Spirit. They believed-“ He was interrupted when a bell like sound rang through the entire building. “Well, I guess that’s the end of class. I’ll see y’all tomorrow!” He hollered and with a wave of his wand he disappeared.
The students got up from their chairs and were baffled on how fast the time flew by.

Meanwhile….

“I will agree to this alliance that you are proposing. Under one condition, you must send one of your Hatakes on a recruitment mission with one of our Hatakes. The mission is simple: we are venturing into The Arena to recruit the militia that has formed there. Are you familiar with Kathyui?”

Friday, October 21, 2011

New Stuff in the Spiral! Has want!

It's been an exciting Hallowe'enfest this month! They've introduced the customize-able housing signs that you can put almost anywhere in your house. There was supposed to be the Panther mount, but I guess that wasn't ready for us just yet. Plus those interactive game maps! By interactive I mean when you hover over a portrait of a character their name pops up and makes it easier for us to see the actual map. Thanks KI!




 On to the BIG news! Earlier this week a new bundle was released, oh yes, I'm talking about the Super Bundle! It comes with the following items: Massive Sun Palace, Giraffe pet, Cheftain attire, Great Hornocerous, Dancing Blade, Additional Castle Space Exlixer, and your choice of either a one month subscription or 5,000 crowns. I have to say the house looks AWESOME! This is, by far, the greatest house. Why? It's beautiful of course! That and it has a Giant Gorilla ;) I took some pictures of the house just to show.





In other news... Kingsisle leaked some pictures to Massively about new content coming soon to Wizard101! AH! I can't wait! Judging from the picture it looks like a world inspired by African culture and scary looking elephant dudes. In the picture there was a secret message which was deciphered by Kathrine Light and Kevin Battleblood. The message was "Down in the Depths". Depths of what I wonder... This might be the homeworld of the Helephants. Do you remember in Grizzlehiem that the Coven used a Helephant as their guard and when you set him free he says that he could return to his home finally? No? Well I remember, I think. How about in the Tower of the Helephant, when the helephant talks about his homeworld of Yago? This world could also be called Empyrea, Weirwood, might be Mirage? So many questions, but I have one answer to all of them. I can't wait to continue the Morganthe storyline and see what Kingsisle has up their sleeve! 

Friday, October 7, 2011

My Spiral Mission: Protector of the Lore [Chapter 11]

Contact Central City

“Hey guys,” Jeremy called out to his friends. He sat down at an empty chair and watched them wolf down several ‘ugly cupcakes’

“Yo Jeremy!” Aaron Dawn hollered. The others said their greetings as well, but they had their mouth full and they weren’t understandable. They were all wearing sweaters that had a star on the left shoulder and each a different color.

“How did you guys get here?” Jeremy asked after they were all done eating. They looked up at him like he was crazy or delusional.

“Teleporting. How else?” Mary Hexcaster answered. They all chuckled and they eyed the last ugly cupcake in the middle. Jeremy couldn’t care less for the ugly cupcake.

“That’s not what I meant… What happened?” He continued. Some looked back at Jeremy and shrugged others were thinking, trying to remember while a few stayed fixated on the ugly cupcake. Jeremy got up, took the cupcake and took a giant bite of it. The ones who were fixated gaped as their last snack was devoured.

“No one told us anything,” Sierra Blade finally answered while others nodded, “they said we could stay here for the time being and work on our magic.”

“Speaking of working on our magic, we need to get to class guys.” Matt chimed in.

“Class?” Jeremy asked.

“Yes, class. You know, where you learn things?” Matt taunted, “come on! We’re going to be late!”

They agreed and got up dumping their trash. They walked off to their assigned classroom Matt still taunting Jeremy while the others laughed.
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“Now that we got that settled,” Fallon chuckled as Cassie threw away the last of the popcorn, “we should contact Central city.”

“Ugh, I hate dealing with Lord RettSej.” Angel put in.

“We know, Angel.” Cassandra answered, “But there’s no denying the fact that we need to join forces if we want to succeed.”

Angel huffed a “fine” and watched as Alric typed in some keys and a projection of a dark haired woman with emerald eyes appeared in the middle of the table.

“Hello Lady Aivil,” Kevin greeted.

“Hello there, Mr. Battleblood,” Lady Aivil answered and she noticed Angel sitting on the other side, “and hello Sir Winterbreeze.”

“Hi,” Angel huffed, and looked away.

“You know, the offer still stands.” She affirmed, her eyes stayed in his direction still with her smile plastered on her face.

“I know, and my answer remains the same,” He replied. With that her smile faltered and returned her attention to Kevin. Kevin cleared his throat and spoke.

“We would like to speak to Lord RettSej,” Kevin asked.

“What for?” She questioned, “You do realize we are in the middle of being under siege. He is busy with other matters.”

“This is also about the siege. It’s just as important.” Stephen insisted. Lady Aivil scoffed and replied “I’ll see what I can do.”

The council waited all looking at each other for about 5 minutes until the projection flickered and up came on image of a man with shoulder length dark hair, and yellow eyes. He was dressed in a long dark robe with a few stars and moons decorated on it.

“This is Lord RettSej, Commander of the Union Army of Central city. What do you want?” Lord RettSej boomed.

“Greetings Lord RettSej,” Katherine started, “we have gathered to ask for the status of the situation and to ask for an alliance. It seems that other worlds of the Spiral have also been attacked and it would be in our best interest to work together.” The room stayed silent as they waited for his answer, but when none came from him they urged on.

“We offer our assistance and our expertise in these matters for an alliance. With both our forces combined we can help rid the Spiral of whatever is attacking it.” Alric proposed.

“And what makes you so sure that we need your help?” Lord RettSej questioned.

“We have gotten reports that a few of your citizens have been captured. It is to our knowledge that those that were captured were one of the seven…” Autumn stated while giving a quick glance over to Angel who wasn’t even paying attention. Lord RettSej looked down and pinched the bridge of his nose as in deep thought.

“So, what is your answer, Lord RettSej?” Christina asked, trying to get to the point and not waste any more time.

More silence filled the room. Lord RettSej looked up, his eyes wandered around the room until they landed on Angel for a brief moment and looked back at Kevin. “I’ll get back to you on that…” was all he said, the call ended, and they all gave out an aggravated sigh. 

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

My Spiral Mission: Protector of the Lore [Chapter 10]

The Council
Jeremy looked around the lunch room filled with twenty or so wizards about the same age as him. He noticed there was a popcorn machine, cotton candy maker, and various other snacks and meals throughout the large room. The door closed behind them and they walked forward towards the many tables.
               
“This is Apprentice Lunch,” Angel explained, “We have everything here that you could possibly need so please make yourself at home Jeremy.” Angel ruffled his hair and chuckled when Jeremy smacked his hand away, “Oh your friends are over there,” he pointed at a table in the corner.  Jeremy looked in the direction he was pointing and it was true, all of his friends were sitting there eating including Matt. Sierra Blade looked up and spotted Jeremy and waved at him catching the others’ attention and they waved at him too. Jeremy smiled and looked at Angel as if asking ‘Can I go?’ Angel of course noticed and answered, “sure, go on ahead,” while pushing Jeremy forward, “save me some Fizzle sticks! I’ll be back soon. I need to talk with the others.”
             
   “The others?” Jeremy questioned.

“You’ll meet them soon,” and with that Angel left Jeremy there and walked upstairs to the council room.


Angel entered the council room and closed the doors behind him. The council room was a large circular shaped room with a large circular table that has 13 chairs surrounding it and a projector of The Spiral in the middle hovering above. Each chair was occupied except one until Angel sat down in it.
               
“So nice of you to finally join us,” one of the council members said sarcastically. Angel looked up and smirked at the one across from him who said this.

“Sorry, I was kind of busy,” Angel explained.

                “We know,” the one a few seats away blurted out.

The one across from Angel cleared his throat as if asking permission to speak. “So, this Jeremy kid. Is he one of the-“

“Yes,” Angel stated before he finished his question.

“Does he know that he’s-“

“No…” Angel interrupted again in a weakened voice.

The one right across from Angel placed his arms on the table and rest his chin in his hand thinking on what to say without causing a scene. Finally he took a deep breath and sighed. “When are you planning on telling him then?” The council room stayed silent. The other members looked back and forth between Angel and the one across from him. Finally, someone shifted in their chair and spoke.

“Kevin, I don’t think…“

“It’s ok Autumn,” Angel assured her.  Autumn Fireblade sat back in her chair worry still evident in her eyes. She didn’t like when personal issues got in the way of their missions, but she couldn’t help but feel like she needed to help resolve this. She looked back at Kevin who was contemplating something.

“Angel… you can’t keep this from him forever,” Kevin said calmly, “it’s his destiny and he should have the right to know. I know you feel attached because you are one of the seven too but don’t let it cloud your judgment.” The room was silent again as they all waited for Angel’s answer.

He looked back up to look at all his friends studying his every movement. He let out a heavy sigh. “Fine,” he sighed again, “anyways, have you contacted Central city yet?”

“No, not yet. We were waiting for you big bro,” Cassandra smiled. Angel smiled back until he cringed at the pain on his arm. He looked to his left and saw that Cassie was standing next to him.

“Cough it up.” She said while extending her hand.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about..” He answered looking away to the other side.

“The popcorn, give it here,” She retorted. Angel sighed once more and hung his head in shame. Food wasn’t allowed in the council room for various reasons. Kevin Battleblood, Dee Hexcaster, Katherine Light, Alric Ravensinger, Fallon Deathslinger, and Ronan Dawn laughed while Angel was given the “no popcorn in the council room” lecture for the 3rd time this week. Hannah Dawn, Stephen, and Christina just chuckled while playing WizardBlox on their Kingsisle Communication System or KCS. Autumn and Cassandra were snorting causing the others to laugh even more.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Advanced "Floating": Introduction

Before we start getting our hands dirty in rug maze making and landscape sculpting we need to cover the basics of "Floating". Basically, we need to answer the following questions: 

  • What is 'Floating'?
  • How does it work?
  • What are the common tools for floating?
  • What can you do with Floating? (Examples)


What is 'Floating'?

'Floating' is a glitch in the game that allows you to move and place objects in places that they aren't normally allowed to be in. Some players have taken this to another level by making rug-bridges and pathways going beyond the limits of the house. 'Floating' is key in making your house unique and adds flavor to the average room. 'Floating' is a tool that housing fanatics should learn as it opens up many, many, MANY doors on decorating.


How does it work?
To "float" you must have basic understanding of the mechanics in your house. Some areas in your house you cannot cross or enter even if you float, making it a waste of your time. Basic floating is taking a large or long platform or rug and attaching it to a shorter/smaller rug and moving the small one so that the larger one is moving with it. This is better explained by Kevin Battleblood. Also, if you have something floating up above, and you place an object directly below it, and move the lower object the thing above will most likely move with it.


What are the common tools for 'Floating'?
There are several housing items that I like to call my "tools" for successfully floating an object without any major problems. I'll just list these tools because anything more will be too complicated:




The Crate: I think this is the second best tool for floating upwards. I like to use crates as measurements of height in Wizard101 in the houses. I'd always say "this thing is 3 crates tall" or something like that so I know how many crates I need to reach the top of it. You can use crates to stack on rugs and create an "elevator" to reach to the top of a waterfall or scale a mountain side. Make sure that you do NOT get a "Reinforced Crate" as this will not stack and go together like the others. Always get something that says Crate of _____, except for the Crate of Chickens of course. A little tip for trying to climb upwards is that the climbing limit is 3 crates high. What I mean by this is that if you create a tower of crates with rugs sticking out so you can climb it there can be a maximum of 3 crates in between the rugs, if not then you will not climb up onto the next rug. A picture is worth a thousand words:



The Platforms and Flowers: I like to use these guys for decorating purposes. Who wouldn't want a floating flower trail or a floor completely covered in flowers? I also have grown (see what I did there? :P) to love the Flat Wooden Platform. Sure, it's a glorified watchtower rug, but I like it! It's the biggest float-able item that you can put other items on (at least in my book). To say that these are helpful is an understatement. They are accessible from almost anywhere, they don't cost that much, and they look pretty awesome! You can use wooden platforms for almost every housing job/design you can think of! They are there to help us and just to make it look pretty ;). I have seen some people use these items to build giant fortresses and buildings from scratch, and I think that's pretty amazing.
















The Rugs: Now comes the most important tool of them all. RUGS. They are just awesome. They're the very foundation of floating. You must be able to attach the rug onto something and move the smaller rug. You can do almost ANYTHING with rugs, it's mind blowing. There's not much to say or I would be repeating myself over and over. Also, check out Kevin Battleblood's blog for more info on "shadowing" and how to retrieve stray rugs.





What can you do with 'Floating'?

Here are some examples:





Please comment if you have any questions, or concerns on how to build/float something and I'll try to answer you as fast as possible!

Friday, September 23, 2011

My Spiral Mission: Protector of the Lore [Chapter 9]

New Home

“The what!?” He yelled wide-eyed staring disbelievingly at Angel while the older man just chuckled and patted Jeremy’s shoulder.
              
  “You heard right, I don’t think I need to repeat myself,” Angel said, walking out of the room and signaled Jeremy to follow him.


                “Hey Gramps,” Matt shouted “I’m going to be in the lunch room with the rest, okay?” Angel looked at his grandson before giving a nod and a slight smirk.


                Jeremy and Angel just stood there in silence with the occasional sound of shooting stars and machine work.  Jeremy, still looking around the space like building around him before his focus went back to the silver haired man standing right next to him. “Why am I here?” he finally blurted out. Angel casually turned his head to look at Jeremy, he noticed the anxiety and worry in his eyes. Angel closed his eyes and took a deep breath and when he exhaled a few snowflakes and some glowing sparkles flew out. He looked back at Jeremy before running a hand through his silver hair trying to think of where to start. Although Angel is 168 years old he still looks and acts like young adult.  


“Well,” Angel started “Central City was attacked…” he looked at Jeremy with a serious face waiting for his reaction. No, no, my friends, my teachers…. my home was all that rang through his head. Jeremy stepped a few feet backwards as he gaped at Angel, his legs threatening to give from shock. He backed into the wall with a small gasp and slid down it and sat pulling his legs towards his chest. He could feel his whole body shaking while memories with his friends and his home were flashing before his eyes and thinking how all that could be taken away from him.


                “Jeremy?” …. “Jeremy!”  … “It’s ok Jeremy, your friends are safe.” He crouched down beside Jeremy.


“How do you know!” Jeremy growled and shot him glare.


“Trust me,”  He gave a warm smile that a father would give to his loving son and put a hand on his shoulder.


“W-what about t-the others?” Jeremy asked looking away.


“We’ve gotten the report that the Union Army has rescued most of their citizens from harm’s way.”


“So,” he started “who or what attacked Central City?”


“We don’t really know, they were covered with some sort of shadow cloak. They gave the appearance of black smoke clouds or something.”


“Oh..”


“Yea, it was weir- oh hey Piggly, hey Chico!” Angel yelled as two people approached them. One was a very short man wearing a white lab coat and silver mop top haircut. What was weird about him is he had orange knee socks. The other was a little taller and he had a gray human suit thing with a red shirt on the inside. The one with the gray suit a pig snout- WHAT?- Jeremy stared at the pig snout for what seemed like 10 minutes.


“Uh, why is he staring at me Angel?” Jeremy snapped out of his daze and looked at Angel. “Nevermind- you called?”


“Thanks for coming guys,” Angel grinned “I need one of you to be his partner in the P.E.T. program.”


“What’s the P.E.T. program?” Jeremy asked.


“It’s the Psyche Extension Terminal program. Basically, you will be like a partner and you can speak telepathically and stuff.” Angel explained.


“Oh, I get it… sort of” Angel sighed and took out something that looked like a muffin. “Where did you get the muffin?”


“Muffin? What are you talking about this is an ‘ugly cupcake’. Anyways,” Angel took a bite out of it ,”Piggly, can you be his PET?”


“Ok, Angel!” Piggly snorted and snapped his fingers. He flashed and turned into a little Piggle. Jeremy went wide-eyed before uttering “awesomeness!”  and Piggly landed on his shoulder. Jeremy, can ya hear me now? Jeremy nodded a little freaked out by having a flying piece of ham talk to him telepathically but it was cool.


“Now that we’ve got that settled let’s go to the lunch room I’m starving!” Angel yelled and they all dashed towards the giant building. Once they opened the giant doors they were filled with a very mouthwatering aroma.


“Mmmm, what’s cooking.” Jeremy asked while Angel just simply answered, “popcorn.”

Monday, September 19, 2011

The Tale of Young Bluebart.

A little side-story to keep you all entertained on a Monday.


Deep beneath the waves there lies a nasty pirate with rotted skin and a patch over one of his eyes. To think that this creature ever had a wife would be unimaginable but he did. Bluebart had one child, a girl, well, if you could call her that. This child’s name was Kathyui of the Ocean. Her mother was part troll so this girl was not very beautiful and her manners lacked a little but overall she was a very kind and gentle girl. One day, she was walking along the bottom of the ocean when she spotted a young wizard about her age swimming to Calypso’s Lair. She hid behind some sea grass to observe this strange creature she hasn’t seen before.  She watched as this wizard called his friends and they battled the queen of the ocean and come out victorious. She gave a little gasp when he smiled and she felt her heart flutter, but when he turned to see where the noise came from she scurried away back to her cave thinking that her looks would scare the handsome wizard away. When she heard the wizard swimming by she followed always out of sight but able to track the young wizard all the way back to Wizard City. She made sure not be seen by anyone as she was surrounded by beautiful humans like that young wizard. She wandered about Wizard City searching for the wizard that almost spotted her. She finally spotted him in a place called “Firecat Alley.” She climbed onto one of the roofs to watch him quest along with his friends when she slipped and fell.
                “What is that?” One of his friends said.
“Is that a troll?” The other said. The guy in the middle, whom she has been following, said nothing he just stared.

                “NO! Don’t look at me! I’m hideous!” She cried and ran for her life. She hid in an alley behind some garbage and hugged her knees. She heard some rustling some few feet away and peeked through a little crack of the garbage cans. She saw two little fire elves having a conversation.

                “Yeah, that Bastilla is somethin’ else!” One of the elves said, “I asked her for some o’dat wizard clothes and she granted my wish. She knows some magicky spells that’ll do anythin’ you ask!”

Kathyui tuned everything else except for the location of such miracle worker. She ran for the tower that was just a jog away from where she was. She looked up at the tower and gulped then knocked on it.

                “Come in my child,” a voice said as the door opened.  Kathyui stepped inside and the door slammed behind her. She whipped her head to see behind her and looked back to the front. As soon as the door closed the torches were lit up to reveal a banshee sitting on her desk and eating what looked like bats.

“A-are you B-Bastilla Gravewynd?” Kathyui choked out. The banshee in question chuckled and answered “Yes, yes, I am. Now, who are you and what do you need?”

“U-um, my name is Kathyui, a-and my father is Bluebart.” She said while finding the floor more interesting to look at, “and, I was wondering if you could make me beautiful so I can talk to this wizard guy a met.”

“Oh, how interesting.” Kathyui gave a weak smile.

“I want him to notice me and like me…”

“Hmm… The only way to get what you want, is to become human yourself.” Kathyui gasped.

“Can you do that?” Bastilla chucked and snapped her fingers and some instruments came alive.

“My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate folk, like yourself. 
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.” With that last sentence the instruments started playing.

“I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
True? Yes.
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Bastilla, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls!
Have we got a deal?Bastilla said.

“But, if I become human I can never be with my father and mother again…” Kathyui muttered.

“But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh. Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

“But I don’t have any-“

“I’m not asking for much, just a token really a trifle,” Bastilla assured “What I want from you is… your kindness.”

“My kindness? What would you want with that? If I don’t have kindness how will I get along with him? I might not even be able to talk with him-” Kathyui  argued.

You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your kindness!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and drink the bowl.
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

Beluga sevruga,
Come winds of the Celestian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La
Benevolentia to me!” Bastilla yelled and there appeared a bowl with a bottle of Lotus wings and a jar that said ‘Angel Dust’ then another that said ‘Kane of Ice’ when Bastilla poured all of the things in the bowl and it exploded in a cloud of smoke. “Now drink.”

Kathyui hesitated a little before taking the bowl drank the potion. Her green chapped and ugly skins was morphed into a nice peach color and her nappy brown hair flowed down to beautiful brown locks that turned blue in the moon light. Her green eyes turned white  like the white snow. Bastilla grabbed a small flask and held it up to Kathyui and from there a stream of gold mist from Kathyui went inside it.

“It was a pleasure doing business with you Kathyui.” Bastilla cackled and sent Kathyui to the commons. She landed on a novice wizard with a thud.

“Oh,, I’m sorry… wow you’re beautiful…” The novice gawked.

“Tsk, noob.” Kathyui went wide-eyed and covered her mouth. Why did I say that.

I was only trying to be nice, geez!” He yelled.

“Oh shut it and go back to your mom.” She said through her hand. Darn it! She ran until she couldn’t run no more and ended up somewhere with a sign that said, ‘The Arena.’

The End.

'Poor Unfortunate Souls' - Little Mermaid.